Funny chinese sentences

Went back to school today to give my fellow classmates moral support for their supp papers. Some think they did fine..others,hmm..not really. But oh well,whats done is done. So just pray hard and hope that they can get through this round. Good luck to chener, joseph, kelly and yu ming!!! (:

WARNING : The following items has been recalled due to china's milk situation - M&M's, Snickers, Mento's yogurt bottle, Dove chocolate, Oreo wafer sticks, Monmilk, Dutch lady sterilised milk, Wall's all natural mango, Mini poppers ice cream, Magnum ice cream, Moo sandwich ice cream, Mini cornetto and youcan ice cream.
So please people, avoid these yummy foods!


Some funny sentences constructed by primary school kids below. Its in mandarin. So non-chinese people, ask your chinese friends for translation ok? (:

小学生造句

题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。

老师评语: 妈妈关切一下


题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...

老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？


题目: 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。

老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?


题目: 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......

老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!



题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师评语: 老师更难过......

题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。

老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

題目: 一… 便…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。

老师评语: 造句不要乱造...


題目: 又.....又.....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。

老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?


題目: 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师：………

題目: 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．

老师：……………

smile peeps! :]